Rockin' out

Those of you who know Bubba also know he rarely goes anywhere without his guitar (which this presidential history buff recently nicknamed "Old Hickory").

Well, his constant (and we mean constant) axe-slinging introduced some wear and tear ... and broken strings. So our friend Ms. Jaime took it home to her husband, who not only added three new strings but also tuned it. (Ms. Jaime's husband is also involved in archeology. This makes him a guitar-playing archeologist ... and Bubba's new hero.)

To celebrate, Bubba and Mom wrote their first song together. (The lyrics are based on a good deed they did a few weeks ago for a worker at Teacher's Aide, where we get homeschooling supplies. Yes, it's a true story.)

Bad Day

Bad Day started out like any other

It all began with a call from my mother

Headed to work at Teacher's Aide to answer calls

Set up a new display, and it took a big fall

[CHORUS]

It's a great day for a root beer float

Wish I could have a root beer float

I'd also like to go pet a goat

And enjoy my day with a root beer float

A couple of customers walked in the door

Tracked mud all over the nice, clean floor

Looked through a lot of books and didn't put them back

I guess today was a good day to wear black

[CHORUS]

Time to check out for a mom and son

Boy chose pencils to smell. What has he done?

The "smencils" he chose are my three favorite kinds

I knew it was getting close to lunch time

I told him how hungry he was making me

What came next? Thought I'd never see

[CHORUS]

Ten minutes past when he walked back in

Carrying a straw and cup

I couldn't believe my eyes

And had to look up

Root beer float helped my Bad Day to be gone

Until the next one comes at the crack of dawn

Spec-tacular

B-Man's eyesight test at school this year showed he's a little farsighted. So he became the first kid in the family to get glasses. He was excited because he gets to wear specs like his friend, Presten.

Keep in mind, this is the same kid who remembers to bring his lunch bag (and its velcro snack/sandwich bags, ahem, homemade by Mom) home every other day ... at best. We'll see how it goes.

Let's hope the other kids have Dad's eyesight.

More April Fools!

Mom treated the kids to one more April Fool's joke the morning of April 1. Here's how to do it:

1. Gather a group of unsuspecting children for their morning cereal.

2. Secretly put blue food coloring in the bottom of the bowl.

3. Tell the children they're seeing things.

Izzy wasn't sure what to make of this.

But Gabs was more adventurous.

April Fools!

Some of you might remember last year's April Fool's prank meal. Mom topped herself this year.

Some angel food cake and frosting, toasted to look like grilled cheese sandwiches.

A "dessert pie" made of hamburger and mashed potatoes.

And juice made of hardened Jell-O. (This year, we topped it with a layer of actual juice to throw them off.)

The kids were a little more "aware" this year, but the anticipation kinda added to the fun. (NOTE: Sorry, but Daddy forgot to charge the video camera to get their reactions "live." Photos will have to do this year.)

B-Man had no complaints about the lack of cheese ...

... while Izzy enjoyed her meat pie.

And Will fell for the Jell-O/juice AGAIN.

Overall, another successful April Fool's meal.

P.S. Mom added to the fun by packing some "wormy apples" in their lunch bags. Oh, we have fun at our house.

P.P.S. Mom and Grammy got together and sprung this nasty surprise on them that morning.

Daddy wishes he could've caught the look on Izzy's face. "But ... what if we have plans?!?"