This is Daddy's new reality.
He broke his kneecap while ... uh ... fighting off ninjas in the work parking lot. It'll take about another four weeks to heal. Until then, he's all crutches and limping.
Here's what he sees when he looks to the east.
And here's the south.
And the west. (Luke is always on guard.)
But, it's not all laying on the couch. He's catching up on reading.
And he's still a party animal.
And still plays tackle football. (Wait ... what?)